yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

“C’mon, kids, I rented a bus today and I wanna get my money’s worth!”

everyone out here with their “uwu cute anime girls” well what about anime girls who are EVIL anime girls who are VILE

omg i got an email from jonathan harker my real estate agent friend jonathan harker i wonder how hes doing

shut up i am so filled with love i love all of my friends so much

Please let these men kiss and make up thx

Someone hold my hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy.

really big fan of seeing the same person in my notifications over and over again. like oooh youre rotating me in your mind again arent you

if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think

There she goes: my evil wife, who is beautiful (and evil) ready to commit more actions. (Evil)

if i was a vampire i absolutely would be saying stupid bullshit. all the time. “ok, i’ll bite” before i feed. always. and what have you

"they shouldve fucked raw" actually is the most insightful and thought provoking commentary and analysis that can be said for any media and if you disagree you'll never make it in this business